Women

• A Dictionary For Women
• A Two Year College Program For Men
• Advice for Daughters
• Always Knew The Women Are The Smart Ones
• Avoid Saying These
• Barbie
• Becky On Her Deathbed
• Bra Sizes
• Chemical Analysis Of Woman
• Cinderella at 75
• Clean My House
• Day Off
• Doilies!
• Education Courses For Women
• Expressions For Women On High Stress Days
• Great Female Comebacks
• Grounds For Divorce
• Halloween Party
• Harley Davidson
• Hormone Hostage
• Housewife
• How Many Women With PMS Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
• How to speak about WOMEN and be POLITICALLY CORRECT
• I Love Her, But... (A collection of men's thoughts on their women)
• I Need To Speak The Manger
• If Women Ruled The World...
• If Women Ruled The World
• Ladies, This Will Make Your Day
• Lamaze Class
• Lawsuit
• Mammogram Exercises
• Mammograms --- or The Jaws of Life
• Married Four Times
• Mid-life
• Mine over Matter
• Moods Of A Woman
• Mothers
• Mother's Choice
• New Drugs For Women
• Pleasingly Plump
• Power Of A Woman
• Public Restrooms
• Quotations from women about women
• Rejection Lines
• Rules For Female Teachers anno 1915
• Shopping for a Bathing Suit
• Single
• Skinny Dipping
• Smart Woman
• The Housewife
• The Old Gas Station
• The Right Man For The Job
• The Rules
• Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud In Victoria's Secret
• Things You Should Know About Women Part II
• Three Women In Heaven
• Top 10 Things Men Understand About Women
• Top 14 Things PMS Stands For
• Two Additions to the Periodic Table of Elements
• Warning
• What I Want In A Man
• Where are the men's clothes?
• Why I Don't Exercise
• Why Women Are Cranky
• Why women cannot fix cars!!!
• Women
• Women and Cars
• Women Drivers!
• Women's Key Words And Their Meaning
• One Liners
• Why Women Talk So Much
• Woman's Random Thoughts...
• Women
• Words Women Use
• Workshop For Women
• You Can't Please a Woman

One Liners

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 

45 minutes.

Why are men and parking spaces alike? 

Because all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? 

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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