Women Vs Men

• 10 Merry Accounts of the Experience of Marriage
• 10 Reasons Eve was Created
• All The Right Equipment
• Bad Luck
• Brain Transplant
• Busted
• Communication
• Comparing men to women...
• Dangerous, Safer, Safest
• Divorce Lawyer
• Don't Get Mad, Get Even
• Don't Piss Of Women Drivers
• Exercise and Fresh Air
• Feel Like A Woman
• For All The Men Who Like To Send Or Tell Blonde Jokes
• Form Two Lines
• Free Groceries
• Gender
• Great Female Comebacks
• Grief And Suffering
• Haircuts - The difference between men and women
• He Won't Do That Again
• Hormone Hostage
• How to Impress A Woman
• How to tell the sex of a fly
• Hunting Flies
• Husband Or Wife?
• I wish...
• Jealous Husband
• Last Laugh
• Lazy Husband
• Maid
• Married Couple
• Marriage Before And After
• Men & women compliment each other by the unique traits we were each given
• Men Vs Women
• Merlin The Wizard
• Miracle of Toilet Paper
• Missing Husband
• Never Argue With A Woman
• No Way To Please a Woman
• Pearly Gates
• Pearly Gates (alternate)
• Reason For Divorce
• Satan's Visit
• Sex And The Doctors
• Silent Treatment
• Slip Of The Tongue
• Tampons
• The Best Price
• The Electrician, The Carpenter and the Brick Layer
• The PERFECT MAN
• The Rules
• The Wedding
• The Wedding
• To Women Everywhere From A Man Who's Had Enough
• You Have All The Equipment
• Your Husband Will Surely Die
• Who's the Boss?
• Painless Birth

One Liners

How do most men define marriage? 

An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." 

"But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she could love you.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". 

Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

What's the fastest way to a man's heart? 

Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why does the bride always wear white? 

Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

What's the difference between men and pigs? 

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing," on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. 

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

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