One Liners
- How do most men define marriage?
- An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her."
- "But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she could love you.
- A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted".
- Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
- What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
- Through his chest with a sharp knife.
- Why does the bride always wear white?
- Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
- What's the difference between men and pigs?
- Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!
- An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing," on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
- The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
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