"I looked up the word 'politics' in the dictionary, and it’s actually a combination of two words; 'poli', which means many, and 'tics', which means 'bloodsuckers'." Jay Leno.
"The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected."
-- Will Rogers
"In politics, stupidity is not a handicap." -- Napoleon Bonaparte
"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river." -- Nikita Khrushchev
"The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'." -- Larry Hardiman
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