FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD.
HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.
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FREE PUPPIES: ½ COCKER SPANIEL
½ SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
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FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD,
PART STUPID DOG.
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED.
SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT.
BEEN OUT AWHILE...BETTER BE A REWARD.
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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED,
CALL CHUBBY.
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HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER -
"IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
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GEORGIA PEACHES,
CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.
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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS
& BOX SPRINGS - $175.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL
WASHER & DRYER $300.
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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR
AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
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OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON.
FREE COFFEE & DONUTS.
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AND THE BEST ONE:
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00
or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last
month..
Wife knows everything
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