1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
2. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?
A: To keep her ankles warm.
3. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a Rolls Royce?
A: Not everybody has been in a Rolls Royce.
4. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
A: A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.
5. Q: What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her look more
attractive?
A: Her ankles.
6. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
A1: You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.
A2: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
A3. You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball.
A4. There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes
to poke.
7. Q: How are a bowling ball and a sorority girl alike?
A: You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them
in the gutter and they'll always come back.
8. Q: What is the difference between sorority girls and hookers?
A: Sorority girls cost less per score.
9. Q: What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
A: About 40 pounds.
Q2: How do you equalize the two?
A2: Feed the elephant.
10. Q: What is the first thing that a sorority girl does in the morning?
A1: Introduces herself.
A2: Walks home.
11. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic?
A: Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
12. Q: How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
A: She drops her nail file.
13. Q: What's a sorority girl's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaaaaady, I want to go to Mi-ammmmmmi."
14. Q: What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape?
A: Don't know. There's only so much an ape can be forced to do...
15. Q: Why is a sorority girl like a door knob?
A: 'Cause everybody gets a turn.
16. Q: How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?
A: Grease her hips so she'll fit through the door, and throw a
twinke on the bed.
17. Q: Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?
A: You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.
18. Q: What's the difference between sorority girls and garbage?
A: Garbage gets taken out once a week.
19. Q: What do you call a 100 sorority girls bathing on a beach in Cuba?
A: Bay of Pigs.
20. Q: What do you call a sorority girl hang-gliding festival?
A: Multiple total eclipses.
21. Q: What is a sorority girl's mating call?
A: "I'm sooooooo drunk, I'm sooooooo drunk."
22. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a dog?
A: Driver's will swerve to miss the dog.
23. Q: Why is a sorority girl like railroad tracks?
A: 'Cause she's been laid all over the country.
24. Q: What three words will a sorority girl never hear?
A: "Attention K-Mart shoppers."
25. Q: How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: 1, she holds on to it, and the world revolves around her.
A2: 2, one to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daaaddy.
A3: 6, one to screw it in, and five to make T-shirts.
A4: 7, one to change it, and six to go out and buy more Diet Pepsi.
A5: 10, Nine to stand around scratching their heads, and one to
get her boyfriend to do it.
A6: 65, one to change it, and 64 to sing and clap.
26. Q: Why does a sorority girl close her eyes during sex?
A: So she can fantasize about shopping.
27. Q: What is a sorority girl's favorite position?
A: Facing Bloomingdale's.
28. Q: What is the difference between a sorority girl and Jell-o?
A: Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.
29. Q: What do you call a sorority girl's waterbed?
A1: Lake Placid.
A2: The Dead Sea.
30. Q: How do you know when a sorority girl is a nymphomaniac?
A: She'll make love the same day she had her hair done.
31. Q: What's a sorority girl's idea of natural childbirth?
A: No make-up.
32. Q: How do you prevent a sorority girl from having sex?
A: Marry her.
33. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a broom closet?
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
34. Q: What is foreplay for a sorority girl?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
35. Q: What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?
A: A circus is a cunning array of stunts.
36. Q: WHAT DOES A SORORITY GIRL MAKE FOR DINNER?
A: Reservations.
37. Q: How is a sorority girl like a vacuum?
A1: They both suck.
Q2: How are they different?
A1: You can buy a new vacuum when you get sick of it.
A2: You can buy a new vacuum when it no longer sucks.
A3: When a vacuum cleaner is full of shit, it's easy to dump the old bag.
A4: A vacuum cleaner can't suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
A5: A vacuum cleaner can't suck start a Harley.
38. Q: How do you get four sorority girls on one chair?
A1: Tell them there is a rich guy sitting on it.
A2. TURN THE CHAIR OVER, AND PUT ONE ON EACH LEG.
39. Q: What's the difference between a sorority track team and a
tribe of sly pygmies?
A: The tribe of sly pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
40. Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and sorority girls have in
common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
41. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear a gold diaphragm?
A: So her boyfriend will think he is coming into money.
42. Q: What did the sorority girl say when she knocked over the
priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
43. Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac,
and a sorority girl?
A: A prostitute says, "Are you done yet?", a nymphomaniac says,
"You're done already?", and a sorority girl says, "Beige...
I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
44. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a rooster?
A: In the morning, a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while
a sorority girl says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
45. Q: What do you call 24 sorority girls walking down the street?
A: A case of Schlitz.
46 Q: How does a sorority girl commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
47. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a phone booth?
A1: YOU NEED A QUARTER TO USE THE PHONE.
A2. Only one person can use the phone at once.
48. Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a sorority girl?
A1: Nothing. There are some things a sorority girl won't do.
A2: Don't know, but it sure enjoys screwing people.
A3: Don't know, but when it sucks your cock, it doesn't stop
until it gets blood.
49. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a baracuda?
A: Nail polish.
50: Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and parsely?
A: You don't eat parsely.
51. Q: Why are a tampon and a sorority girl similar?
A: They are both stuck up cunts.
52. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a Porsche?
A: You can only fit two people in a Porsche.
53. Q: What's a sorority girl's favorite credit card?
A: Daddy's.
54. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a freezer?
A: The freezer is 10 degrees warmer.
55. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a whale?
A: The moustache.
56. Q: What is a sorority girl's definition of kinky sex?
A: She moves.
57. Q: Why do sorority girls like their men circumsized?
A: They like anything that's 20% off.
58. Q: How does a sorority girl do it doggie style?
A: Her lover sits up and begs while she rolls over and plays dead.
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