He said, "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it."
She said, "You wear pants don't you?"
He said, "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"
She said, "Turn sideways & look in the mirror!"
On a wall in a ladies room, "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it it said: "I do not!"
Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was a slut.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
What is the difference between men & government bonds?
The bonds mature.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring & good-looking?
They already have boyfriends!
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge & go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed & go to the fridge.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful? God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
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