The Preacher was preaching with all his might, one Sunday. The subject was SIN, and he was agin' it with all the passion and fury of a Southern storm.
A girl, with a wonderful figure and not nearly enough clothes to hide it, came in late.
She strode down the center aisle, close to the front, and sat down. It was plain to the preacher that he totally lost 100% of the men in his audience, to this voluptuous sex object.
He shook a fist at her and said,
"You are the Jezebel the good book warns us about! "You've got the mind of every man in this building on evil thoughts, not good thoughts. But I am a man of God! By His grace you don't affect me, and right now up in Heaven, St. Finger is shaking his Peter at you!!..."
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