The preacher said: "There's no such thing as a perfect man. Anybody present who has ever known a perfect man, stand up."
Nobody stood up.
"Those who have ever known a perfect man, stand up."
One demure little man stood up.
"Did you ever know an absolutely perfect man?" he asked, somewhat disbelieving.
"I didn't know him personally," replied the little man, "but I have heard a great deal about him. He was my wife's first husband."
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