Actual answers given by contestants in the game show Family Feud...
~ Name something a blind person might use - A sword
~ Name a song with moon in the title - Blue suede moon
~ Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell
~ Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar
~ Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie and Clyde
~ Name a dangerous race - The Arabs
~ Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers - A horse
~ Name something that floats in the bath - Water
~ Name something you wear on the beach - A deck chair
~ Name something Red - My cardigan
~ Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
~ Name a famous royal - Mail
~ A number you have to memorize - 7
~ Something you do before going to bed - Sleep
~ Something you put on walls - Roofs
~ Something in the garden that's green - Shed
~ Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings
~ Something you might be allergic to - Skiing
~ Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters
~ Something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
~ Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
~ Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog
~ Something associated with the police - Pigs
~ A sign of the zodiac - April
~ Something slippery - A con man
~ A kind of ache - Fillet 'O' Fish
~ A food that can be brown or white - Potato
~ A jacket potato topping - Jam
~ A famous Scotsman - Jock
~ Another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones
~ Something with a hole in it - Window
~ A non-living object with legs - Plant
~ A domestic animal - Leopard
~ A part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee
~ A way of cooking fish - Cod
~ Something you open other than a door - Your Bowels
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