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Bad Day?

  • Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
  • Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
  • You call the suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold.
  • You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.
  • Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
  • It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.
  • The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
  • You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
  • Your blind date turns out to be your ex wife/husband.
  • You put both contacts into the same eye.
  • Your mother approves of the person you're dating.
  • Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.
  • You have to borrow from your Visa card to pay your MasterCard.
  • Nothing you own is actually paid for.
  • You invite the peeping Tom in... and he says no.
  • The Gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money when she sees your future.
  • People think that you're 40 and you're only 25.
  • You call your spouse and tell them that you'd like to eat out one night and when you get home, your find a sandwich on the front porch.


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