Headache

 

A guy is out with his buddies.  He has a few drinks, gets hot but true to his wife goes home.

When he gets home he finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open.
Gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.

Of course she chokes but recovers and asks, "What did you put in my mouth??" He says, "Two aspirin."

She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!!!"