Alabama:
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona:
But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas:
Literacy Ain't Everything
California:
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than
Your Honda
Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's
Don't Own It
Yet
Delaware:
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our
Water
Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia:
We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist
Extremism
Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're
Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana:
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But
That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine:
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
(For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan:
First Line Of Defense -- From The Canadians
Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes... 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes and 5000
fish
Mississippi:
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana:
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
And Very Little Else
Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:
Hookers and Poker!
New
Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New
Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##!
Motto Right Here!
New
Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
New
York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The
Right To An Attorney ...
North
Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North
Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio:
At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma:
Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal
Rhode
Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South
Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually
Surrender
South
Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:
The Educashun State
Texas:
Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah:
Mormons, all for one, one for all.
Vermont:
Yep
Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't
Mix?
Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West
Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
Wisconsin:
Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming:
Where Men Are Men . . . and the sheep are scared!
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