A major research institution recently announced the discovery of tht heaviest element yet known to science, tentatively named "administratium". This has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic weight of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, with are surrounded by vast quantities of peons.
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