A man left work one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, partying with the boys & spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was confronted by very angry wife and was barraged for nearly 2 hours with a tirade about his actions. Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him "How would you like it if you didn't see me for 2 or 3 days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me." Monday went by & he didn't see his wife. Tuesday & Wednesday came & went and he didn't see her. On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough so he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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