Getting Married

Jacob (85) and Rebecca (78) are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore.

Jacob suggests that they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes"

Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do!"

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation problems?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds"

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely!"

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course!!!!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"

Pharmacist: "Oh, Yes, a large variety"

Jacob: "What about Vitamins and sleeping pills?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely!"

Jacob turns to Rebecca: "Sweetheart, we might as well register our wedding gift list with them !!"

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