A guy was sitting quitely reading his paper when his
wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head
with a frying pan. "What was that for?" he asked "That
was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the
name Mary Lou written on it", she replied."Two weeks ago
when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of the
horse I bet on", he explained. "Oh, honey, I'm sorry",
she said. I should have known there was a good
explanation" Three days later he was watching a ball
game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head
again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked
him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What in the
world was that for?" She replied, "YOUR HORSE CALLED"
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