The little girl was sitting in her grandma's lap as she read her a goodnight story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch her wrinkled cheek. By and by, she was alternately stroking her own cheek, then hers again. Finally she spoke......
"Grandma, did God make you?"
"Yes, sweetheart" she answered, "God made me a long time ago."
"Oh she said," then "Grandma, did God make me too?"
"Yes, indeed honey" she assured her. "God made you just a little while ago."
"Oh" she said. Feeling their respective faces again, she observed.....
"God's getting better at it now, isn't he?
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