One day while a magical frog was wondering around a lake he saw a bear chasing a rabbit so he called out to them and asked them to stop. "I am a magical frog." he said, "and to stop you two from fighting, I am going to grant you both three wishes. The bear (being very greedy) went first: "I would like for every bear in this forest to be female except for me."A magical sound and it was done. Then the rabbit said: "I would like a helmet." This confused the bear, but after a magical sound there was a helmet. It was the bear's turn again: "I would like for every bear in the neighboring forest to be female." A magical sound and it was done. The rabbit went again: "I would like a motorcycle." The bear wondered why the rabbit didn't just ask for a lot of money, which he could buy himself a motorcycle but didn't really care so he made his last wish: "I would like for all bears in the world to be female." A magical sound and it was done. "What do you want for your final wish?" aske the frong. At that, the rabbit then put on his helmet, started up the motorcycle, and said, "I wish the bear was gay."
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