The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was
ready, and nothing could dampen Jennifer's excitement,
not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother Sheila
finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the
best dressed mother of the bride EVER! A week later,
Jennifer was horrified to learn her new young
stepmother, Barbie, had purchased the same dress as
Jennifer's mother's. She asked Barbie to exchange the
dress, but Barbie refused, "Absolutely not! I'm
going to wear this dress; I'll look like a million in
it!" Jennifer told her mother, who graciously
replied, "Never mind dear. I'll get another dress,
after all it's YOUR special day, not hers." Two
weeks later, another dress was finally found. When they
stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "What
are you going to do with the first dress? Maybe you
should return it. You don't have any place to wear
it." Sheila grinned and replied, "Of course, I
do, dear! I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner!"
Now what woman wouldn't like this story?!
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