Have
you ever wondered how the idea of placing an angel at
the top of a Christmas tree got started? 
The Beginning of a Christmas Tradition
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Totally
frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of
coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the
cupboard, he found the elves had hit the liquor and
there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he
dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of
little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get
the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was
made from. Just
then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to
the door. He opened the door and there was a little
angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said:
"Where would you like to put this tree fat
man?" And that, my friend, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas Tree! BET YA DIDN'T KNOW THAT DID YA?! |
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Not
long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his
annual trip...but there were problems everywhere. Four
of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa
was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind
schedule.
he
found that three of them were about to give birth and
two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows
where to. More Stress! Then when he began to load the
sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell
to the ground and scattered the toys.