9) No Thanks. Just Sniffing.
8) I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
7) Mom will love this.
6) Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
5) No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
4) Will you model this for me???
3) The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
2) Forty Five bucks?? You're just gonna end up naked
ANYWAY!!
And the number one thing that a man should never, ever
say out
loud in Victoria's Secret:
1) Oh, honey, you'll NEVER squeeze your ass into that!!
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