A girl comes skipping home from school and shouts, "Mummy, Mummy, today we did Counting, and all the other kids only got up to 5, but I got up to 10. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, that's good, isn't it, Mummy?"
"Yes dear, it is."
"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"Yes dear, it is."
The next day the girl comes skipping home and screams, "Mummy, Mummy, today we did the Alphabet, and all the other kids only got to D, but I got up to G. A, B, C, D, E, F, G.... that's good, isn't it, mummy?"
"Yes dear, it is."
"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"Yes dear, it is."
The following day the girl comes skipping home and says, "Mummy, today we did gym class, and all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" At this point the girl pulls up her top revealing a pair of amazing 36C breasts. "That's good, isn't it, mummy?"
"Yes dear, it is," replied a slightly embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"No dear, it's because you're 25."
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