Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
A woman took out a classified ad that read: "Husband wanted." The next day she received a hundred response letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
The bride, upon getting engaged, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like Daddy!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
A husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep!
A woman said to her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, "A billionaire!"
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that!
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.
Husband: "Well, if you'd learn to cook and clean this place, we could fire the maid." Wife: "Oh yeah? Well, if you'd learn how to make love, we could fire the chauffeur and the gardener."
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other woman replied, "Yes, I married the wrong man."
First guy: "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
According to the latest surveys, when making love, most married men fantasize that their wives aren't fantasizing!
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