More Silly Damned Laws

CALIFORNIA

~ It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.

~ Women may not drive in a housecoat.

FLORIDA

~ It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

~ Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

OHIO

~ Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

~ It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

KANSAS

~ Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

~ No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

OKLAHOMA

~ Violators can be arrested and/or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

~ State law prohibits anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

ALABAMA

~ It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

~ Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. (Really)

NEW YORK

~ It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

~ The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

NEW JERSEY

~ You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full-service only.

~ In Ocean City, it is against the law to slurp your soup at a restaurant.

WISCONSIN

~ In Racine, it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.

~ Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.

VIRGINIA

~ It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays.

~ Flipping a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for coffee is outlawed.

TEXAS

~ It is illegal to have more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

~ It is illegal for a person to go barefoot without first obtaining a permit.

ILLINOIS

~ It is against the law to use a slingshot unless you are a police officer.

~ Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

IOWA

~ Public kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

~ One-armed piano players must perform for free.

WASHINGTON

~ It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag. (Realize....someone had to MAKE that law!)

~ People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.

ARIZONA

~ It is illegal to hunt camels within the state borders.

~ In Tucson, women may not wear pants.

MASSACHUSETTS

~ Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.

~ It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.

 

 

 

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