Bob Smith

1. BOB SMITH, MY ASSISTANT PROGRAMMER, CAN ALWAYS BE FOUND 
   
2. HARD AT WORK IN HIS CUBICLE.  BOB WORKS INDEPENDENTLY WITHOUT 
   
3. WASTING COMPANY TIME TALKING TO COLLEAGUES.  BOB NEVER 
   
4. THINKS TWICE ABOUT ASSISTING FELLOW EMPLOYEES , AND HE ALWAYS 
   
5. FINISHES GIVEN ASSIGNMENTS ON TIME.  OFTEN HE TAKES EXTENDED 
   
6. MEASURES TO COMPLETE HIS WORK, SOMETIMES SKIPPING COFFEE 
   
7. BREAKS.  BOB IS A DEDICATED INDIVIDUAL WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO   
   
8. VANITY IN SPITE OF HIS HIGH ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND PROFOUND 
9. KNOWLEDGE IN HIS FIELD.  I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT BOB CAN BE   
   
10. CLASSED AS A HIGH-CALIBER EMPLOYEE, THE TYPE WHICH 
    CANNOT BE 
    
11. DISPENSED WITH.  CONSEQUENTLY, I DULY RECOMMEND THAT BOB BE   
    
12. PROMOTED TO EXECUTIVE MANAGEMENT, AND A PROPOSAL WILL BE 
    
13. EXECUTED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.   

ADDENDUM: 
THAT IDIOT WAS STANDING OVER MY SHOULDER WHILE I WROTE THE REPORT SENT TO YOU EARLIER TODAY.  KINDLY RE-READ ONLY THE ODD NUMBERED LINES. 

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