Signs

Vet's office: "All unattended children given free kitten.

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"

Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed."

Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without Pizza makes one Weak."

At a tire shop: "Invite us to your next blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello, we can help pick your nose?"

At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."

On a fence: "Salesmen welcome, Dog food is expensive."

In a counselor's office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

 

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