A rather attractive woman walks up to the Assistant Manager in a local department store. She seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his face. "Are you the Manager?" She asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replies.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." she says, running her hands up beyond his face and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the Assistant Manager, clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
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