Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are to small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?", she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years", he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between your breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again............
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