A young man once asked God how long a million years was to him. God replied,"A million years to me is just like a single second in your time." Then the young man asked God what a million dollars was to him. God replied, " A million dollars to me is just like a single penny to you." Then the young man got his courage up and asked: "God, could I have one of your pennies?" God replied, " Certainly, just a second."
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