One day a blonde received a gift certificate to a Spa for a massage . She in her car and drove to the spa to use her certificate. When she arrived the hostess asked her to remove the headphones she was wearing and to have a seat.
The blonde replied that if she took her headphones off she would die. The woman laughed and asked her one more time, and still the blonde refused. While the blonde was getting her massage she fell asleep because she was so relaxed. The woman took that as her chance to remove the headphones.
A couple minutes later the blonde died. Feeling awful the woman placed the headphones on her head and listened. A calm voice was saying, "Inhale, exhale. Inhale, exhale ..."
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