The Pope was finishing his sermon. He finished with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Hominous"- Blessed be mankind
A women's rights group approched him the next day. They commented that he blessed all mankind, but not womankind. So the next day, after his sermon, the Pope concluded by saying "Tuti Hominous et tuti Feminous"- Blessed be mankind and womankind.
The next day, a gay-rights group approached him. They said that they noticed that he blessed mankind and womankind, and asked if he could also bless 'gay' people. The Pope said, "Yes"
The next day, he concluded his sermon with "Tuti Homenous et Tuti Feminous et Tuti Fruity."
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