Dumb laws in Oklahoma!

• Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog. 
• Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. 
• Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. 
• Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger. 
• It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle. Whaling is illegal. 
• It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. 
• Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings. 
• People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed. 
• Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. 
• Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punishable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine. 
• Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television. 
• It's statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she's a virgin. If she's not a virgin, it is okay, but the said person must be over 16. If both parties are under 18, then the law does not apply. 
• Tattoos are banned. 
• No one may spit on a sidewalk. 
• It is illegal to wear your boots to bed. 
• It is illegal to have sex before you are married. 
• Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus. 
• Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.

 

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