A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot for "parking". HE sees a couple in a car, with the interior light on. He gets closer to the car and sees a young man behind the wheel,reading a computer magazine and a young woman on the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and knocks on the window.
The young man lowers his window...-Yes, officer?
What are you doing?
Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine...
Pointing towards the young woman, the cop says: - and her, what is she doing?
The young man shrugs: I believe she's knitting a pullover...
The cop is totally confused. A young couple alone in a car at night...and nothing obscene is happening!
What's your age, young man?
I'm 25 sir...
And her, what's her age?
The young man looks at his watch and says: She'll be 18 in twenty minutes.
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