The following helpful guide has been prepared to help our employees better
understand their paychecks:
| Item | Amount |
|---|---|
|
Gross Pay |
$1,212.02 |
|
Income Tax |
$244.40 |
|
Outgo Tax |
$45.21 |
|
State Tax |
$11.61 |
|
Interstate Tax |
$61.10 |
|
County Tax |
$6.11 |
|
City Tax |
$12.22 |
|
Rural Tax |
$4.44 |
|
Back Tax |
$1.91 |
|
Front Tax |
$1.16 |
|
Side Tax |
$1.61 |
|
Up Tax |
$2.24 |
|
Tic-Tacs |
$2.98 |
|
Thumbtacks |
$3.93 |
|
Carpet Tacks |
$1.98 |
|
Stadium Tax |
$2.69 |
|
Flat Tax |
$8.32 |
|
Surtax |
$3.46 |
|
Corporate Tax |
$2.60 |
|
Parking Fee |
$7.00 |
|
FICA |
$81.88 |
|
TGIF Fund |
$9.95 |
|
Life Insurance |
$7.85 |
|
Health Insurance |
$17.23 |
|
Dental Insurance |
$5.50 |
|
Mental Insurance |
$5.33 |
|
Disability |
$3.50 |
|
Ability |
$1.25 |
|
Liability |
$3.41 |
|
Unreliability |
$10.99 |
|
Coffee |
$16.85 |
|
Coffee Cups |
$66.51 |
|
Floor Rental |
$16.85 |
|
Chair Rental |
$1.32 |
|
Desk Rental |
$14.32 |
|
Union Dues |
$25.85 |
|
Union Don'ts |
$3.77 |
|
Cash Advance |
$0.69 |
|
Cash Retreats |
$121.35 |
|
Overtime |
$1.26 |
|
Undertime |
$54.83 |
|
Eastern Time |
$9.00 |
|
Central Time |
$8.00 |
|
Mountain Time |
$7.00 |
|
Pacific Time |
$6.00 |
|
Time Out |
$12.21 |
|
Oxygen |
$10.02 |
|
Water |
$16.54 |
|
Heat |
$51.42 |
|
Cool Air |
$26.83 |
|
Hot Air |
$28.13 |
|
Miscellaneous |
$113.29 |
|
Sundry |
$14.09 |
|
Various |
$8.01 |
|
Net Take Home Pay |
$6.02 |
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to
provide a positive employment experience.
All questions,comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations,
irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations,
contemplations, consternations, or input should be directed elsewhere.
Have a nice week.
Your Boss
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