A Real Man's Chain Letter

      This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing  
relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain
letters, this one does not cost anything.
      Just send a copy of this letter to five of your  
friends who are equally tired and discontented.
      Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send
  her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following
list, and add your name to the bottom of the   list.
      When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women.
      One of them is bound to be better than the one you  
already have.
      At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had
  already received 184 women, of whom 4 were worth keeping.
      REMEMBER this chain brings luck.
      One man's pit bull died, and the next day he  
received a Playboy swimsuit model.
      An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed  
mother was able to choose between a Hooters waitress and a 
Hollywood super model.
      You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!  
One man broke the chain, and got his own wife back   again.
      Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the
  list below!
      Bill Clinton
   780 3rd Ave
   New York, NY 10017
      William Jefferson Clinton
   780 3rd Ave
   New York, NY 10017
      W. J. Clinton
   780 3rd Ave
   New York, NY 10017
      William Clinton
   780 3rd Ave
   New York, NY 10017
      W Jefferson Clinton
   780 3rd Ave
   New York, NY 10017
      William J Clinton
   780 3rd Ave
   New York, NY 10017
      Slick Willie Clinton
   780 3rd Ave
   New York, NY1 0017
      Mr. Hillary Clinton
   780 3rd Ave
   New York, NY 10017

 

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