Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
Sometimes you are the dog. Sometimes you are the hydrant
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Be a good housekeeper. When you leave him ... get a good lawyer ...keep his house
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