Pleasingly Plump

I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a
minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room. The
triage nurse asked for my height and weight, and I blurted out,
"Five-foot-eight and 125 pounds."

While the nurse pondered over this information, my mother leaned over to
me. "Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this is not the Internet."

 

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