BUSTED! Seems this suburban guy left for work on Sept. 11 at about 6:00AM to go to his office in the World Trade Center. When he got to Manhattan he went to his lover's apartment in the Village, turned his cell phone off, and thought of spending some good time with her. At about 11:00AM, while still at her place, he turned his cell phone on to check his voice mail, and a second later it rang. He answered and it was his wife who screamed at him, "Where are you? I've been trying to call you for all morning. I've been worried sick about you!!!"
So he answered, "Where do you think I am? I'm in my office!!!
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