Do you know why they are called udders? When you are about to milk the cow, first you grab one, then you grab the udder one...
Deep Cow Thoughts: If you tell a cow a joke, and she finds it funny... Will milk come out her nose?
Seen on a Bumper Sticker: "Montana - At least, our cows are sane!"
Trigonometry for farmers: swine and cowswine.
Why were the cows mad at their farmer? He had no consideration for the feelings of udders.
What do get from a cow with no back legs? Dragon Milk.
What do you get from a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
A Norwich Union customer collided with a cow. The following answers were given to the questions on the claim form: Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo
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