1. Drive to work in reverse.
2. Dance naked in front of yours pets.
3. Use you Mastercard to pay your Visa bill.
4. Make a list of things you have already done.
5. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
6. Find out what a frog in the blender really looks like.
7. Bill your doctor for the time you spent in his waiting room.
8. Get a box of condoms- wait in line at the checkout counter and ask a cashier where fitting rooms are.
9. Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.
10. When someone says "Have a nice Day!" tell them you have
other plans.
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