Hooters

Ashley, a young blonde woman, was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days, but finally she returned.

Her friend, Susan, never saw Ashley looking so sad. "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay. But you look so sad. Why?"

Ashley said, "Cause I just can't get a man."

Susan replied, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."

Ashley said, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods because I needed to find something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."

Susan said, "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Ashley replied, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."

Susan asked, "So, how is that gonna help you get a man."

Ashley answered, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."

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