A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted & the horse
immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady & rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs
for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw
her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse
anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try
& throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled
in the stirrup & she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves
as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is
battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness
when... the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
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