Two little old ladies had been friends for decades. They did everything together. Lately their activities were limited to playing cards a few times a week. One day they were playing cards and one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me....I know we have been friends for a long time...but I can't think of your name just now. I've thought and thought, and I can't remember. Please tell me what it is."
Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just glared and stared at her. Finally, she said, "How soon do you need to know?
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