Thank you for calling the mental health hotline
*If you are obsessive/compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly
*If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you
*If you are a multiple personality, press 3, 4, 5, and 6
*If you're just paranoid and delusional, we already know what you want and
who you are. Just stay on the line while we trace your call.
*If you're schizophrenic, please hold and a little voice will tell you what
to press
*If you're depressed, it probably doesn't matter what you press, it won't do
you any good anyways.
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