A cabdriver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the driver keeps staring at her. She asks him "Why are you staring?"
"I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." he says.
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun for as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to be passionately kissed by a nun."
She responds, "well, let's see what we can do about that. Firstly you have to be single, and secondly you must be Catholic."
The cab driver gets excited and says, "Yes I'm single, and I am Catholic too!"
The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister. I have sinned and I lied. . I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun smiles wickedly and replies, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
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