A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said,
"This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead."
The man at the newspaper said,
"But for $25 you are allowed to print six words."
The woman answered,
"OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale."
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