Great Female Comebacks

Man: "Haven't we met before?" 
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? 
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?" 
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" 
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?" 
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" 
Woman: "It's in the phone book." 
Man: "But I don't know your name." 
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?" 
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" 
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" 
Woman: "Unfertilized!"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" 
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." 
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman." 
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you." 
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. 
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Your body is like a temple." 
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you." 
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you. 
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

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