The Female always makes the Rules!
The Rules are subject to change at any time, without prior
notification.
No Male can possibly know all the Rules.
If the Female suspects the Male knows all the Rules she must
immediately change some or all of the Rules.
The Female is never wrong.
If the Female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was
a direct result of something the Male said or did wrong.
The Male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
The Female may change her mind at any time.
The Male must remain calm at all times unless the Female wants him
to be angry and/or upset.
The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether
or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
The Male is expected to mind read at all times.
The Female is ready when she is ready.
The Male must be ready at all times.
Any attempt to document the Rules could result in bodily harm!!!
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