1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
2. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
3. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
4. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
5. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
6. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
8. You! Off my planet!
9. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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