Top 35 Oxymorons

     35. State worker
     34. Legally drunk
     33. Exact estimate
     32. Act naturally
     31. Found missing
     30. Resident alien
     29. Genuine imitation
     28. Airline food
     27. Good grief
     26. Government organization
     25. Sanitary landfill
     24. Alone together
     23. Small crowd
     22. Business ethics
     21. Soft rock
     20. Amtrak schedule
     19. Military intelligence
     18. Sweet sorrow
     17. Compassionate conservative
     16. "Now, then ..."
     15. Passive aggression
     14. Clearly misunderstood
     13. Peace force
     12. Extinct life
     11. Plastic glasses
     10. Terribly pleased
     9. Computer security
     8. Political science
     7. Tight slacks
     6. Definite maybe
     5. Pretty ugly
     4. Rap music
     3. Working vacation
     2. Religious tolerance
     
     And the No. 1 oxymoron
     1. Microsoft Works

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